The difference between Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch is that I’d trust Tom Hiddleston to watch my cats for me without eating them.
WHEN DEREK KHALE CHIPS SIT OUT FOR TOO LONG THEY GO DEREK STALE.
T h e G r a n d B u d a p e s t H o t e l (dir. by Wes Anderson, 2014)"You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… oh, fuck it."
“ Is it possible to truly know another person? Is it even a worthwhile pursuit? “
When life sends you adult problems show your appreciation by taking a gross amount of selfies and turning them into a collage masterpiece.
*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*